The Postcards for Mom Pranksters

Mia writes: Will...I've been reading your website for some time now, but have never actually sent your Mom anything!
You'll be happy to know that I just popped a recipe for "Spam Milkshake" in the mail to her...God, you can find anything on the Internet if you look!

**I say "hoot" all of the time, and my friends tease me mercilessly! Glad to know there are others out there!

Spam Milkshake? Ewwww!!!

Diana comments: I HOPE this isn't a ploy to get email addys to send me Viagra spam!!!
Aren't you getting enough as it is?? I need not help, I'm sure.

Trouble in Canada scribbles: Finally got the first postcard ready. Just so you don't think I'm sending your mother strange Chinese porn via postcard, it says (in Chinese) China is big. I am Canadian. You are American. My name is Xiao Quo. (Which is my chinese name.) Hopefully the other ines won't look like a four year old wrote them. Damn, Chinese is hard!

And Emily from "Washington, District of Columbia is not a state" writes: I've spent some time in Missouri...them people need to see the world. Glad to help!
I resemble that remark, Emily!