The Postcards for Mom Pranksters

Carrie Jean writes: I've probably sent Celeste about 50 pieces of mail by this point. I enjoy writing to her as her old friend Joannie, and I'm the weirdo who is continually refering to the elusive Bertrand as of late. I'm so glad the joke has lasted this long. I'm having a great time of it. Vive le Postcards!
hehe... coolness

And Kate says: Thanks for being nice about my spasm of moron-ness in mentioning you by
name. Although I am not as much of a moron as the guy who wrote you hate mail suggesting that you send her maglites and lube. What an idiot. I bet he has a baseball cap with "mustache rides free" on the front, and he wears it for special occasions.
I was wondering about that. send Mom a Maglite? is that really funny? I mean, how many people would send someone a Maglite? weird.
(PS If you are suffering from Maglite-Sending Syndrome (MSS), you can send them to me. I like shining them in Kevin's face at night and watching him get that gazed-look, which isn't too hard to do, anyway...)