The Postcards for Mom Pranksters

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Roscoe is home!

I have a 2 1/2 year old Vizsla named Roscoe (aka Roscoe the Roscovian, 'Scovie, Red Wiggly, Roscoepaceous Rascal) who recently returned home after spending 3 months with a trainer (he's a VERY naughty dog!)

Amy has a stage role!

The Good Sis is an actress and has a paying role in a play here in D.C. -- "Bedbug". Hey, at least she isn't starting out as a dead naked body!

Betty Anne and Vic are Taunting the Neighbors.

A little tale to tell. My parents built a beautiful patio and raised rock walls in their backyard. Then they also purchased a lovely shed (it looks like a little barn) for their lawn equipment. A few days later . . . "Knock! Knock! Knock!" some lady wound tighter than, well, let's just keep this clean, comes to the door to tell them that they need neighborhood association approval for anything they do to the backyard. She says "the patio is really quite lovely, but we would have wanted input into what kind of shed you purchased and where you placed it on the property." So, good old Betty Anne says: "It's not a shed." Wound Tight says, "What is it then?" and Betty Anne says "It's a coop for the chickens. They'll be here later this week." And she slams the door in the nosy neighbor's face! Way to go Mom!

Betty Anne Says "No" to Miniature Horse Plan
Yup. It's true. Mom won't let Dad get a herd of Miniature Horses. Poor Vic, he's got it tough. Why don't we all write Mom about how great Miniature Horses are and lobby to get Vic his Miniature Horse?