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About
Mom
Here's some ammo you can
use if you go with the postcard option. Embellish at will.
Mom is great. Her
real name is Celeste. Remember that, its important. She turned
50 this year (don't you DARE tell her I said that) so the entire
confusion factor is not all that hard to accomplish.
Mom works for a local
school district as a para. I'm sure that's short for
something, probably parasite, as she literally tags alongside of a
disabled kid at the school. She helps them color, learn, listen,
eat, and more. I think she finally stopped stealing their lunch
money after the incident. But we won't talk about that.
Mom and her husband (my
father died in 1996) just bought a new place, a great home in the country.
Sometimes they see deer in their back yard. I live in a small
townhouse (which is just a fancy word for apartment). Ok, I'm
jealous. She feeds the birds and has an awesome back porch.
She had two kids, both
boys. We are both now in our 30s. She went to a Catholic
school back in the 50's/60's. Mom has always lived in Missouri.
That's too bad.
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